The lawyer and the Indian

A lawyer and an Indian are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that Indians are so dumb that he could get one over on him easy, and asks if the Indian would like to play a fun game.

The Indian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines the offer and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, and says that the game is really, really a lot of fun.

“I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500,” the lawyer says.

This catches the Indians attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. ‘What’s the distance from The Earth to the Moon?’

The Indian doesn’t say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it’s the Indian’s turn. He asks the lawyer, ‘What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?’

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net.

He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching he finally gives up.

He wakes up the Indian and hands him $500.

The Indian pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

He wakes the Indian up and asks, ‘Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?’

The Indian reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

The moral of this story…   Don’t mess with Indians ! ! !

Classic Insult

Girl friend ne letter likha: mai kisi aur se pyar karti hu, tumse kahin achha h,
mai us se shadi karungi meri pic wapis bhijwa do..

ladke ne apne saare doston ki girl frnds ki 30 pics jama ki, beech me uski pic rakh k
letter likha,
.
.
lo, in me se nikal lo, mai tumhari shakal bhool gaya hu..

Desi chap jokes

A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted.
But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided
to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of
proposal to her.
     

HE WROTE :

        Most worthy of your estimation
        after a long consideration
        and much mediation.
        I have a strong indication
        to become your relation.
        As to my educational qualification,
        it is no exaggeration or fabrication
        that I have passed my matriculation examination;
        no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation.
        What do you say to the solemnisation
        of our marriage celebration
        according to the glorification of modern civilisation
        and with a view to the expansion
        of the population of present generation.
    
        On your approbation of the application,
        I shall make preparation to improve my situation,
        and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
        it will be our argumentation of the joy and
        exaltation of our joint dissimilation.
    
        Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
    
        To remain victim of your fascination.

    
SHE WROTE :
    
        Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,
    
        Congratulation for your lengthy narration
        of course full of affection aimed at an affiliation
        for a combination which on examination
        I find is a fine presentation of your ambition.
    
        You have passed your matriculation with little preparation,
        what about my graduation after a long botheration,
        so improve situation in education
        and make an application by acquisition
        of post graduation and minimum qualification
        for the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation
        undergo beautification.
    
        Further strict observation of the following conditions is the
        regulation for the determination of our relation.
    
        1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
    
        2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim
           of any fascination and,
    
        3. Procreation must not be your recreation.
    
        In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of
        paper conversation.
    
        I Remain,
    
        Unaffected by your affection.